Last saturday, hubby elah and I were doing errands in glorietta before heading to batangas. Finally when we had the chance to eat already, hubby suggested we eat at Superbowl of china in glorietta. I agreed since I didnt want to think anymore another fast resto that we both will like.
and so here is the kwento why superbowl is not super...
Precondition -
we decided to order the ff:
1. yang chow fried rice
2. seafood chopseuy
3. crispy fried chicken
4. pork siomai
5. rootbeer
6. lemonade
and so after we decided, we called on a waitress and ordered them all. after taking note of our orders, she left us and gave us a bowl of kropek.
after 5mins
Waitress: Ma'am hindi po pala available ang crispy fried chicken (babbled about the deliveries havent arrived yet). kung gusto nyo iba nalang? try nyo ung ongpin chicken
Me: ok sige
after another 5mins
Waitress: Ay ma'am ala na pala yung ongpin chicken. gusto nyo eto nalang (pointed at something that looked spicy red with all the peppers)
Me: ay bawal sya ng maanghang (pointed to hubby). ano ba yan bat wala lahat ng pagkain nyo? o sya sige. lechon macau nalang.
Waitress: ok mam
yet after another 5mins or so
Manager: maam pasensya na. naubos na pala yung sauce ng lechon macau. kung ok lang sa inyo, yung lechon lang. walang sauce sya ise serve?
hubby: ano ba yan! ms. alam mo gusto lang kami maka kain. eh magsara nalang kaya kayo kung wala lahat ng nasa menu nyo???
Manager: sir pasensya na ha
hubby: sige dalawahin nyo nalang yung pork siomai namin!
after waiting another round, hubby followed up his drink
hubby: pa follow up nga ng lemonde ko.
waitress: ay sir! naubos na!
hubby: ha? pati ba naman inumin?!?!?
waitress: sir, ginagawa na. padating na po.
and guess what, after a few minutes, she arrived with a lemonade in really dirty baso! hubby was so mad comparing my baso to his! so he called again the waitress
hubby: miss ano ba to?!?!?!?! kita mo ba kugn gaano ka dumi etong binigay mo sakin!??!?! ayoko na nyan! bigyan mo nalang ako ng tubig!
waitress: ok po sir. and got the glass of lemonade.
and the stupidity doesnt end there... she arrived with 2 glasses of steaming hot water, at nakalagay sa plastic na baso!!! OMG! hubby and i didnt know if we will laugh or scream our heads out! so we called the waitress again.
hubby: miss, ano ba to bat mainit?
waitress: ah sir gusto nyo pa mas mainit? sandali lang po.
hubby: ano?? bat mo papalitan pa ng mas mainit???
waitress: ha bakit po?
hubby: iinumin ko to??? mainit???
waitress: (tameme lang)
hubby: pag sinabi sayo ng customer na pahingi ng tubig? anong ibig sabihin?
waitress: aaahhhh!!! ice cold water po ba???
hubby: (shouting) oo malamang! iinumin mo yan mainit????
so the waitress got the 2 hot water back and replaced them with 2 ice cold water. eventually our food arrived. halfway thru the food the waitress approached me with a survey form and a pencil
me: ay ayoko yan sagutan pwede ba? kakain nalang ako hindi ko na yan sasagutan.
waitress: sige na po mam. paki sagutan na po
me: sure ka? eh ang palpak palpak nyo! anong gusto mo ilagay ko dyan? eh bagsak kayo sa lahat
waitress: ok lang po pakisagutan parin po
me: sige sasagutan ko pero alam mo naman ang isusulat ko dyan.
and then so answered them all with a FAIL! afterwards, hubby asked for the bill...
waitress: sir, bibigyan ko nalang kayo ng voucher para sa pagbalik nyo may free kayo...
hubby: ay naku sayo nalang yang voucher nyo. di ko na kailangan yan kasi di na kami babalik ulit dito!
waitress: si sir naman.. (still insisting on giving the voucher)
on our way out, the receptionist girl said "thank you come again!"
we hollered back "Never again!!!"
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